Thatswhatsupordie’s Blog

Just found out this dude was British from watching GG2 bloopers. Yes, I was that bored. It doesn’t take away the fact that he is my new favorite import.
MMMMM CHUCK BASS!
He could get it.

Being a smoker myself, I’m always interested when the subject of nicotene rears its beautiful head. I know it’s a horrible and potentially deadly habit, but damnit, it’s delicious. In fact, I take a special interest in the different types of cigarettes produced for the adventurous souls who are willing to stray from their mother-brand and try something different.

In my travels I’ve been able to try tobacco from the  Middle East, apple/menthol cigarettes from the Philippines, and the smoothest spearmint flavored stogies offered in Spain.. but I’ve never encountered something as bizarre as this:

ELECTRONIC CIGARETTES!

If you’re like me, you’re questioning the validity of this product. Well believe me, it seems pretty legit. I stumbled on www.blucigs.com by chance and became so intrigued I even watched the 5:00 minute tutorial offered on the website.

They’re pretty expensive, but boast to be the healthier alternative for nicotene addicts. I mean.. I really want to try one (purely for research reasons), but I’m not really trying to spend dough on something I’ll have to keep recharging. What if I want to bask in a luxurious steam bath and smoke at the same time? Would I run the risk of being electrocuted? Ultimately making this cigarette more dangerous than its paper counterpart..

But I digress. Check this mother out and let me know what you think. Maybe we can form a research group and go in for a pack or two together

It just makes your day, doesn’t it?

It seems I’m not the only one questioning his mental stability. Cocaine’s a hell of a drug, eh Kanye?

What if Kanye West is Retarded?

Thanks, cracked.com.

GOSSIP GIRL STYLE!!!

So excited.

I don’t care how crazy she’s become in recent years, or the fact that Lauryn Hill’s 2002 Unplugged ablum may have been a caveat of her insanity… I love it. With the simple acoustic accompaniment and powerful lyrics, Lauryn transformed an otherwise redundant performance into a eye-opening set of self discovery. Some say it wasn’t versatile enough, others say she strayed too far from the sound which carried her to stardom– I say it was 74 minutes of absolute genius. This album will always be a classic in my heart.

Doing business in a technological age allows for a number of different avenues in which one can expose his name for the world to see. The primary way to search for a potential employee/collaborator? Google. From social networking websites to past projects, businesses now have all the means to investigate the potential of an applicant/partner without the cost or wait of an official background search. So why not just cut out the middle man and show you have nothing to hide?

By simply shrinking a Google search page and inserting the card holder’s name in the engine, graphic designer Ji Lee expresses something simultaneously simple and powerful. Trust. It may even come off a little cocky, however, cockiness and confidence are synonymns in my book.

Upon seeing this business card design, I flashed back to a conversation I had a month ago with ESPN magazine’s editor-in-chief– Gary Belsky.

Me: I’m not going to lie… I totally googled you during lunch.
Belsky: What? You didn’t believe I was real?

haha.

For your own “Google Me” business card, visit www.pleaseenjoyproject.com, and just print the template out on some quality card stock

HA! Who could have guessed? Neck-breaking master by day, sensitive crooner by night. Thank you Steven Seagal, for continuing to bring the laughter between your movie releases.